[Barney’s office at Goliath National Bank. As the scene opens, Barney is on the phone with a business associate.]
Barney: The new shredder in my office is junk. It can only shred 100 sheets at a time. My old one could handle 250 (well, it could until I shoved my seven iron in it). Get a new 250-sheet one here by tomorrow … Why don’t we buy from that supplier anymore? … Listen, if we avoided suppliers that utilized forced child labor, we wouldn’t have any supplies at all … I don’t care if they have to work 16-hour days … They make a damn good shredder, so get one here by tomorrow.
[Marshall enters as Barney hangs up the phone]
Marshall: Did you know that we’re suing the federal government?
Barney: Yeah, over Obamacare. Who isn’t?
Marshall: Good point. There are about 75 similar lawsuits around the country. But doesn’t it seem a bit strange that we would be one of them?
Barney: We sue people all the time. If we’re going to have lawyers on staff, we should use them. Continue reading